The Wicked Witch of the Middle East is confirmed dead.
Meanwhile, publishers and agents are bracing for a flood of memoirs from people who had nothing to do with the mission and thriller proposals that are sure to sell because Bin Laden is dead. In other news, the fringes of the Tea Party are promising a flurry of bestsellers combining total misunderstanding of events and rage. Our favorite so far is the “Death Certificate” conspiracy: ”If Obama can’t provide an unimpeachable long form death certificate for Bin Laden, then the unelected terrorist leader isn’t qualified to be dead.”
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